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unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(Source: s1uttyboy, via thelazykorean)

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash, via arrystyles)

Y’all I’m in the running to be the sweetheart of a fraternity 😁😁

getthisoff:

GARLIC BREAD

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(Source: 2000yr, via heart)

shouldnt:

My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.

(via fake-mermaid)

Reblog if you have boobs

kisulakisumi:

closerasstrangers:

angielovebands:

magcon-and-disney-and-bands:

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

Just read the notes

I’m not gonna risk anything

THIRD TIME I’M DONE

Men have boobs, too.

Technically.

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via discolemonadecx)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(Source: deverse, via crystallized-teardrops)

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

captainswaner:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

sorry followers

(via cant-elope)

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: wurnbo, via succeeding)